This is usually the most difficult part, so I'll start with the bad bits:

I'm short, fat and ugly! To the extent that I manage to scare myself every time I look in to a mirror. Hence, I actively avoid looking into one.

Apparently I have a weird sense of humour, which I'm inclined to agree with.

With regards to the good bits, if you find any, do let me know.

Should you continue your pursuit of this grade A weirdo, you do so at your own peril!

You have been warned.. ;-p

Love & peace ;-)